Festbier | 4.8% ABV, 26 IBU

According to the internet, “Dortmunder is a German-style, relatively light-bodied lager. A bit stronger, with more body than a helles lager, not quite as hoppy as a pilsner. Historically, it was (and still is) brewed by breweries like Kronen and DAB in Dortmund, Germany.” According to us and the bar rail, HAPPY TUBA NOISES is delicious, refreshing, and [oompa oompa oompa], just in time for tuba season!